Mitra U.S.A.**

The USA its a pussy
you say?
It only attacks little old countries these days

Why fifty years ago,
it waited a year or so
before taking on
little old Japan and Germany
Oh, they were already pretty beat
warring on tired feet

But the good ole USA
all fresh, well fed, and
safely far away,
well it stepped in so late
that it was a sure win
And it was Great!

But China, Russia, The EU?
We quiver in our shoes
They're just too big
give us Libya instead!
Or how about Iraq?
Cause its already been attacked?

We did pretty good against Japan?
How about Iran?

No not those Aryans...
there's just too many of them
and they won that war
oh, we dont like that score

We only want to fight
with those who seem half right
Like Korea and Vietnam
oh, we'll be able to sell
a million anti war songs!

Then again, we can always attack
in the deep of night, with stealth
and then sell them crack!

Cause were the tough guys!
We got kick ass in our eyes!
Better Back off little Cuba
or we'll invade from Aruba

yeah, I know that didn't work out
Israeli coulda taken Castro
or maybe instead Greece
I hear they're already
fightin in the streets?

USA USA
Get outa our way!
We are USA. USA
Were bigger and badder
than JFK!
Were the USA, USA
We'll go nuclear if we have to
so shut up and play!

Remember what they said yesterday?
That we were Heroes for coming in late.
Oh dont mess with us
Well turn the whole Earth into dust!
Like some pussy with a shot off
mad and sad because of some Jocks.