road trip is dead**

The road trip




The road trip is dead,
the road trip, its over
it was all in your head
and now, the road is over

go Earth model instead.

It started as route sixty six
then it turned into hitchin
murderers hunting down chicks

and you ended tired and worn
sleeping in a room full of porn

The road trip is dead
the road trip is dead
HEY, HEY, HEY
it was all in your head

All that chrome, wheels
and windshields
the metaphor of go
as if a spiritual journey
into the American Soul

but it was just selling gas
the metaphor, it didn't last,
driving past endless, boring
 farms and grass...

The road trip is dead
the road trip is dead
Hey, hey, hey
it was in your head.

you got into an epic wreck
Lost your keys out in the dreck
"Let's record for posterity
This giddy edge!"
Just boring blurred videos
of asphalt and motel beds

The road trip is dead
the road trip...it died!
No more putting coins
over the deads eyes
For the last river ride.

no mom and pop cafe
just the one neon strip mall
each town like the last
no record of the past...

No more ghost towns
they tore them all down
insurance risks
and they couldn't sell tickets

The road trip is dead
It was all in your head
they wrote it up in books
staged plays, that was the hook

the road trip is dead
get online, instead
and lets talk about something else
That you've read.

Mitra U.S.A.**

The USA its a pussy
you say?
It only attacks little old countries these days

Why fifty years ago,
it waited a year or so
before taking on
little old Japan and Germany
Oh, they were already pretty beat
warring on tired feet

But the good ole USA
all fresh, well fed, and
safely far away,
well it stepped in so late
that it was a sure win
And it was Great!

But China, Russia, The EU?
We quiver in our shoes
They're just too big
give us Libya instead!
Or how about Iraq?
Cause its already been attacked?

We did pretty good against Japan?
How about Iran?

No not those Aryans...
there's just too many of them
and they won that war
oh, we dont like that score

We only want to fight
with those who seem half right
Like Korea and Vietnam
oh, we'll be able to sell
a million anti war songs!

Then again, we can always attack
in the deep of night, with stealth
and then sell them crack!

Cause were the tough guys!
We got kick ass in our eyes!
Better Back off little Cuba
or we'll invade from Aruba

yeah, I know that didn't work out
Israeli coulda taken Castro
or maybe instead Greece
I hear they're already
fightin in the streets?

USA USA
Get outa our way!
We are USA. USA
Were bigger and badder
than JFK!
Were the USA, USA
We'll go nuclear if we have to
so shut up and play!

Remember what they said yesterday?
That we were Heroes for coming in late.
Oh dont mess with us
Well turn the whole Earth into dust!
Like some pussy with a shot off
mad and sad because of some Jocks.

Potheads**

Pothead potheads
livin the dream
all toked up and
over the couch they spread

They aint like these drunks
who piss all over their beds
their poooothead.

The pootheads
they are looking and listend
paranioa'd on skids
Not gun totin killers
those are the meth heads!

No its smokers smokin
green stuff, its all
going away from dread.

Hi as planes,
not totally lost in the dreams
insane, no not Heroin escapees
their stoners, who sit down
and eat.

Maybe it was the Odyssey
that said
the Lotus eaters will break too much bread
sit too long and wait
for someone else to make them great

No, its not like Homer said
Its pooootheads,
a toke or two, and then whose who?
Lets just watch the tube instead.

annunnaki**

Its the Annunaki
Theyre coming from across the sea
to take your gold
to take your land
to take your sanity!

Its Nibiru
sucking up to Earth
to making monkey slaves
out of me and you

The Annunaki
The Annunaki
flying in on Nibiru
from out of time
and outer space
hell, their the ones
who make it all about race!

and they got flying saucers too!

Well the Annunaki
They are more than
Aliens looking for food
What they want is more slaves
and to mess with your mood

No they dont have good vibes
they run, they hide
its the annunaki
giants with brains like zoos
they'll make you slaves
and cheat on trade
and turn you into food!

Its Ni boo roo
a planet made out of crude
Flying in, like Halloween
laughing as we all burn

My daughter*

My baby girl, you're doing great
you're studying hard, staying up late
you wont be a loser, I can see it your eyes
you wont be like you're mother and I,
who believed too many lies.

My baby girl, I can tell you will win
cause you keep studyin, and studyin'
till late hour, you're weeks ahead.
Me, well, I read a lot of books
none of them meant much in the end
guess it was just a fluke..

You'll be a winner, you got that mind
you wont bother with parties
and wasting your time.
I'm sorry I cant tell you
cause Im drinkin alone
and when your around
your brother's also home.

He's a bit of tyro, needs disciplin
he's good mind, but he takes too much in
he rages and fights and even bullies his kin
So I am sorry I spend too much time
strugglin to reel him in.

So I wrote this song, just to let you know
How much I admire you so
You keep going on, but if you get a rage
feel denied, set aside, or discouraged
Lets go to the park, just you and me,
and walk and talk under the cool trees.

And in the end I know thats what I'll remember
not all those famous people I didn't get to meet
but walking hand in hand with my daughter
in a cool breeze, hearing from your how the world
can be right...even though I was born
and spent my life, in the dark, dark night.