0. Cretaceaous swampside
TYRANNOSAURUS
You have a bit bite
Talks when mouth full
weakness; tiny forelimbs
TRICERATOPS
Horned face, bangs into the things, cant reach objects. Stubby feet.
Wants to get rid of the Brontosaurus
weakness: no hands
BRONTOSAURUS
Really big
Wants to get rid of other plant eaters
weakness: wants to leave the swamp and go the big town and see the lights
ALIEN VISITOR
You have a flying saucer
Evolving ray beam: just singular body parts
weakness: electricity, batteries get drained
1. Midgard
THOR
You have a magical Storm Hammer
Must act as if Thor is in drag.
weakness: Will never back down from a challenge.
LOKI
Can change into a salmon, a mare, a seal or a fly
Must tell lies wherever possible.
Weakness: Brags
RAVEN
JORMUNGANDR
Gigantic, large enough to strangle a world
Must dislike gods, and want to strangle worlds.
Weakness: substance abuse, see *Marilyn
2. Iron-Age
EVE
You can fly around
Must be incorporeal
Weakness: when speaking, only in questions...
GABRIEL
Really, really tough
Sees the world as black and white.
Weakness: Jesus sycophant
JESUS
Everyone loves you
Asks everyone about "their sins"
Weakness: reckless says, "I live, I die, I live again!" from MadMax.
3. Iron Age Apocalypse
DISEASE
Kill and terrify a lot of people
Must Target some civilization
Weakness: some survive, immune
ZOMBIES
Kill and terrify a lot of people of people after disease, killing off more of the immune.
Must targert individual people and bite them
Weakness: can be shot in the head
DEATH
Rides a horse, has a long, long cape
Can kill with a touch
Weakness: Ennui
4. Romanization
JULIUS CEASAR
I came, I saw, I conquered
weakness: Paranoid
NERO
Must perversely torture people
weaknesss: Scatter brained, hallucinates
GLADIATOR
Can do fight stunts
Has armor and sword
weakness: illiterate, superstitious
HANNIBAL
Has a huge army of Elephants
Has a lot of money
weakness: wants to destroy NERO and/or JULIUS
5. German folklore
MEDIEVAL KING or QUEEN
Owns a kingdom
Has minions, must order them around abusively
weakness: has no heir, obnoxious and stuck up
KING OF THE FAIRIES
Magic Horn: summons fairy warriors
After a bit, must utter a Magic Spell that takes everyone to his fairy kingdom
weakness: trusts the Queen
QUEEN OF THE FAIRIES
Has a treasure trove of magic items
Must assasinate the King
weakness: administrative duties
PRINCESS OF THE FAIRIES
Venusian, bombshell
Has minions, mostly small cute mammals
weakness; Nieve, slutty
6. English Restoration Comedy
OLIVER CROMWELL
Has an army in reality
Must act like English Hitler...dictator with an English accent. Preferably Cockney
weakness: everyone else hates him
SHAKESPEARE
Has lines to give to people to say:
A.Good night, good night. Parting is such sweet sorrow,
That I shall say good night till it be morrow.
B.Brevity is the soul of wit.
C. Out, out damn spot
D. The course of true love never did run smooth
E. “Conscience is but a word that cowards use,
Devis'd at first to keep the strong in awe:
Our strong arms be our conscience, swords our law.
March on, join bravely, let us to't pell-mell;
If not to heaven, then hand in hand to hell
F. “Better a witty fool, than a foolish wit.”
Must direct them to say the line again, better
weakness: wants to act, so alternative giving a line to someone, then saying his/her own line
SATAN
Teleportation, Planar Traval
Must tell lies
weakness: can be trapped, imprisoned, chained, etc.
GEORGE WASHINGTON
Has a horse and musket
everyone loves him
weakness: 6 shots, one every 25 seconds.
7. Moderns
CTHULHU
Gigantic, liquid form that is almost Gaseous
Must get busy as you just woke up after bjillions of years of sleeping
weakness: the Eldar Sign, or being punctured
GODZILLA
Gigantic, Atomic Breath
Must destroy everything in sight
weakness: always loses the first fight
JAMES BOND
Lucky, action stunts
Must use tricky device...just make it up
weakness: other agents in really good drag
DRACULA
Super strong
Can become gaseous, or a bat, or a wolf
weakness: sunlight, or really really bright lights, like stadium lights or lasers
8. Science Fiction
CAPTAIN KIRK
Double fisted punch
Must interfere in what everyone else is doing
weakness: really good alien drag
SPOCK
Vulcan mind meld
Nerve Pinch
weakness: its "ponfar", or mating season
DARTH VADER
Armor
Light Saber
weakness: can be broken down into pieces (like Holy Grail Knight)
PAUL MAUD DID (GIANT SPACE BENDING SANDWORM)
Gigantic
Stupidly Aggressive
weakness: easily manuvered, you know, the trick on its back
35 character cards
Also:
There is an x number (9 tops, one for each genre) of wild cards which are all:
DOPPLEGANGER
Form must emerges from the "plane of existence" pretending to belong...
then soon enough, must change form to be like anyone else after that
Weakness: cleptomaniac, or mass murderer
PROCESS
Three booths on a folding table, wherein, the player moves first to the Red Booth, then the Green booth, then the Blue booth, and then out.
The Director describes the "worlds"
0. Dinosaurs
1. Midgard
2. Iron-Age
3. Apocalypse
4. Romanization (Mad Max post apoc)
5. German Folklore
6. English Restoration
7. Moderns
8. Science Fiction (Space Travel)
Each world is explored for roughly 5 minutes...
Whenever the Director interrupts the clock stops.
Audition should last about 2-3 hours, depending on how many people show up!
Scoring shall be:
Strategy Schmategy, Leeroy Jenkins, You got the Plan, Gambit Roulette (where players diverge in plans), Confusion Fu, Indy Ploy, Calvin Ball (crazy plan with no real expectation itll work).
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